What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do you write?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?